I have been reading some of the stupid laws (http://www.dumblaws.com/) we have in the grand old US of A... and I must say, Tennessee and Wisconsin have some of my personal favorites...
Tennessee:
You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property. (blue collar tv worthy!)
By law, anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground.
Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
Males may not be sexually aroused in public.
Wisconsin:
Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.
It is unlawful for one to allow another to use the first person’s telephone in order to make prank phone calls.
If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day.
Nuclear weapons may not be manufactured in the city limits. (However... it is illegal to detonate an nuclear weapon in California withing city limits, and in Utah it is just plain illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.)
I'd go on, but I suggest you look up the website for yourself. It's a royal good time!
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